Wednesday, January 14, 2009

neverender

just a quick shout-out to my friend yak, who spent either hours or a few minutes putting together the kickass new banner at the top of the page. anything he does is far cooler than this blog deserves. i owe him many blowjobs. we all owe him many blowjobs.

Currently on the white board behind the bar: Milk me.

and yes, it is a blatant ripoff of the hot water music logo. that's what i requested. except that instead of "ripoff", i use the word "homage".

i'm on it.

dave

9 comments:

  1. Wait-do I, as a mere reader, owe him blowjobs? Because if I do, I feel like there might suddenly be some other blogs I should be reading instead.

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  2. I am unaware what "blowjob" is a metaphor for. Unless it just means "thanks, awesome job" in which case, somebody owes me several.

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  3. Then I need a simile for cunnilingus.

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  4. a simile for cunnilingus...hmmm...how about "like waves lapping at the shore..."

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